— Margaret & Zach

Meet a wedding guest: Sarah and Graham*

In the next few months we’re profiling all of our wedding guests. Check back to see what we write about you.

Graham and Sarah

Graham is my moral compass. You’ve heard of WWJD? (What would Jesus do?). Well, I don’t know Jesus, but I do know Graham. So when it comes time for me to make an important decision, I just think WWGD.

I met Graham when, yes, I pledged his fraternity at Wake Forest. My initial impression of him, however, was not stellar: he was the impish-looking fraternity brother that I didn’t know too well but called me daily to fetch a pizza for him.

But over the next three years Graham and I got to be good friends and have stayed that way. Since graduating, we spent an educational week together in New York City; have gone to numerous sporting events; and even spent 12 consecutive weekends together, despite living three hours apart. And Sarah and Graham graciously hosted Margaret and me at this year’s Kentucky Derby.

I don’t think you can misunderestimate Graham’s influence on me—he’s introduced me to Jethro Tull and taught me that in some circumstances it is ok to disavow your beloved university in preference of its hated rival. But most importantly, he’s showed me that contrary to common belief, there’s nothing wrong with redheaded Republicans.

Sarah and Graham met at the yet-to-be-profiled Georgeann and Alex’s wedding (Sarah apparently also has a hankering for redheads). And after several long years of hard work Sarah just earned her PhD in psychology.

Anyway, if you’re talking to Graham and Sarah and conversation hits a lull, ask Graham if he has any Bread. Or tell Sarah that she has quite a catch. And then tell her that again.

*scheduled to attend

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Songs we don’t want to hear at our wedding reception: Meet a do-not-play list

Having been scouting DJs for our wedding reception, we’ve been thinking about what songs we want to hear. Having just gotten married hisself, Jamie reminded me that there’ll be some songs we won’t want to hear.

Here’s what we have so far for the do-not-play list we’re going to give to the wedding DJ:

  • Chicken Dance” (sorry Wanker)
  • Anything Graham requests (sorry G, your reputation precedes you)
  • “The Hokie Pokie” (the insinuation that “that’s what’s it’s all about” offends my post-9/11 sensibilities)
  • The Macarena” (sorry Yankee fans)
  • Celebration” (we want to level set your expectations: our reception will not “last throughout the years”; it will last for one night—so drink up)
  • We Are Family” (some of us are, but some of us aren’t; we don’t want to offend)
  • Electric Boogie” (aka “The Electric Slide”) (sure “it’s electric,” but it also stinks)
  • Love Shack” (sorry Tex)
  • Last Dance” (I don’t know this song, but if Cortney and Jamie were too good for it, so are we)
  • That’s What Friends Are For” (sorry Rock Hudson)
  • I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” (sorry Margaret)
  • Anything by Bruce Springsteen (as if—I figured it was easier to mention it here than let one of you jokers suggest it in the comments)

Got suggestions? Post ‘em in the comments.


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